Makeup
Blush or bronzer? Hmm, it'd have to be bronzer for me, as it makes me look less like a Dementor and more like a human and helps contour my terrible nose.
Lip gloss or lipstick? Lipstick, be arsed with the 'hair-stuck-in-lipgloss' situation in this day and age?!
Eye liner or mascara? Mascara.
Foundation or concealer? Lol, I most definitely need both on my face! I guess foundation, as it covers a multitude of sins.
Neutral or colour eye shadow? Neutral, I can't pull off these pure bright tones, I look like some mad b*stard from the 80s; off my tits on acid.
Pressed or loose eye shadows? Pressed. I'm so messy, loose eyeshadows usually tremendously spill out when I use them and permanently etch their way into the carpet. Goodbye deposit.
Brushes or sponges? Brushes. Can't get on with sponges at all.
Nails
Long or short? Short. Bloody hell, I'm a terrible girl. But as a contact lense wearer and an accident prone b*stard, it's just not practical for me to have pure talons.
Acrylic or natural? Natural. I sometimes have to have a little acrylic help on one of my nails which is proper brittle, to hold it together [lol, what is my life?! Wish my nail tec would add some acrylic to my life, so that I could hold that together too, like!] but that's as far as it goes.
Brights or darks? I like a dark, vampy looking nail yeno.
Flower or no flower? Not really sure what part of life this even relates to, but hell. Whack a flower in there for good measure, by all means.
Body
Perfume or Body Splash? Perfume, I'm not even confident that 'Body Splash' is a thing [is it?]
Lotion or body butter? Body butter, less oily.
Body wash or soap? Soap does me fine, yeno.
Lush or other bath company? I'm not Lush's biggest fan, tbh. Yeah their stuff is nice and I certainly won't object if someone buys me some. It's just pricey as hell, and I'm like; a glorified tramp. I normally go with whatever's on offer in Asda; mostly Radox.
Fashion
Jeans or sweat pants? Sweat pants, baby. I'm all about comfort and not at all about being on point.
Long sleeve or short? Short sleeve; I'm a fidgeter with stupidly long arms, so I'm always either a] caught short, with a pure flagpole arm situation or b] pure rolling them up / pulling them over my hands all the time.
Dresses or skirts? Dresses; I can hide my pure weight gain better in a floaty little number.
Stripes or plaid? Stripes prob.
Flip flops or sandals? Flip flops. Live in my Havianas. Though I can't spell the brand name for sh*t. Is that even right?!
Scarves or hats? I have beef with both these options. Probably scarves, as my head is so massive that hardly any hats fit. Remember Theme Hospital with the patients that used to come in with the inflated head disease? That's pretty much me.
Studs or dangly earrings? Danglys.
Necklaces or bracelets? Necklaces, hate things touching my wrists.
Heels or flats? Flats, as a] I'm all about that comfort b] I'm a full on giant anyway and c] I can't really wear them after my accident anyway. Tra style.
Cowboy boots or riding boots? Lol. Erm, neither really? Riding boots?
Jacket or hoodie? Hoodie <3
Forever21 or Charlotte Russe? Forever21 is bae.
Abercombie or Hollister? Abercrombie.
Saks 5th or Nordstrom? I don't even know what these are. I'm a fossil, k?
Hair
Curly or Straight? Curly / Wavy.
Bun or Ponytail? Either, provided that it gets this mad mop of hair off me flippin' face.
Bobby Pins or Butterfly Clips? Bobby Pins.
Hairspray or Gel? Hairspray, obvs. I'm not a] Simon from 'The Inbetweeners' or b] a teenage boy from the 90s.
Long or Short? Long.
Light or Dark? Either, mine's a blend of both anyway haha #roots.
Side sweep bangs or full bangs? Bit of a side sweeping motion, I reckon.
Up or down? I love wearing my hair down, but it's been such a long time since I had this wild bird's nest cut that it has like, zero style and loves to get pure knotty. So unless I have a few hours to spare, I usually whack it up in some mad pineapple esque statue on top of my head. #ZeroSh*tsGiven
Random
Rain or shine? SHINE, obv
Summer or winter? Summer <3 I love the Sun so much. Just basking in its rays, like a magnificent big ass lizard with drawn on eyebrows.
Fall or spring? Fall is actually pretty cute. Dark night, fireworks and Starbucks [I'm so basic.] But then Spring is all lambs & bunnies & Daffodils. Hmm. Dunno.
Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate [I'm a whopping great beast.]
East coast or west coast? No idea what this question even is? East Coast, why not like #wild #madb*stard
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Would you have picked the same options as me for the 'This or That' Tag? Do you enjoy answering / reading tag posts as much as I do? [Soz if not, like.]
Let me know if you choose to do this tag too; I love proper personal stuff like this [I'm nosey as hell.]
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