Sometimes, it's dead 'ard to find a Valentine's Day card that says what you're really thinking. Especially when you're at those awkward early days of dating - and all the cards in ya local Clintons are designs that pure profess their love... but like, you've not even dropped the 'L bomb' to each other yet and only made it offish last week ... so you don't wanna come off too keen with a card that says 'You're the love of my life' on it in rhinestones. Yeno?

This happened to me a few years ago actually, I ended up buying him a plain card with some horses galloping through the ocean on the front. But he went 'full romantic' and got me one with 'To the one I love' across the front and I died. Don't be like me. 99% sure he threw the horses away too.


Valentine's Day Cards and Gift Ideas With Love Layla - Lovelaughslipstick Blog

Love Layla are literally my fave greetings cards & gifts store ever. You may remember this post I featured them in at Christmas [which was one of my most popular posts to date because everyone loves a bit of tongue-in-cheek humour] - they're printing what you're thinking into high quality merchandise & have one of the funniest collections of cards & accessories I think I've ever seen for Valentine's 2018. I've picked a few bits from the range to share with you guys today - please ensure you're sitting down for this, otherwise I feel you're going to end up rolling round on the floor, crying with hysterical laughter [what the kids call a rofl.]

Valentine's Day Cards and Gift Ideas With Love Layla - Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Valentine's Day Cards and Gift Ideas With Love Layla - Lovelaughslipstick BlogValentine's Day Cards and Gift Ideas With Love Layla - Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Valentine's Day Cards and Gift Ideas With Love Layla - Lovelaughslipstick Blog

I admittedly have a sense of humour which can be most often found in the gutter, amongst a whole host of other filth, so I naturally picked out some of the cheekiest cards & accessories that made me do a huge unattractive snort of laughter for this post. And whereas I plan to terrorise bae and the gals with my raging levels of inappropriate humour via the cards, I'm going to keep the I've Got A Massive Knob* badge to wear myself; because I really feel people oughta know.

Valentine's Day Cards and Gift Ideas With Love Layla - Lovelaughslipstick Blog

I'll link to all the cards and accessories you'll see in these images at the bottom of this post; so you can grab a cheeky slice of the action yourself, if you see a design that speaks to your heart / soul / penis. But for now, prepare yourself for some intense hilariosity and romance LoveLaughsLipstick x Love Layla style - don't forget to bookmark their site for the funniest cards for every occasion... even Steak and Blowjob Day!

Valentine's Day Cards and Gift Ideas With Love Layla - Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Valentine's Day Cards and Gift Ideas With Love Layla - Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Valentine's Day Cards and Gift Ideas With Love Layla - Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Valentine's Day Cards and Gift Ideas With Love Layla - Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Valentine's Day Cards and Gift Ideas With Love Layla - Lovelaughslipstick BlogValentine's Day Cards and Gift Ideas With Love Layla - Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Valentine's Day Cards and Gift Ideas With Love Layla - Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Valentine's Day Cards and Gift Ideas With Love Layla - Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Valentine's Day Cards and Gift Ideas With Love Layla - Lovelaughslipstick Blog

Each card comes with a pretty filthy coupon inside [which I guess you can give to your Vday Bae instead of a present, if you wanna save some cash!] which is a fun idea and made me lol long time after noticing 'cheeky anal' on there! 

♥️ I've Got A Massive Knob Badge*, £3.50  
♥️ Send Nudes Card*, £3.75 
♥️ You Make Me Harder Than Algebra Card*, £3.75 
♥️ You Make My Knob Throb Card*, £3.75 
♥️ You Give Me A Wide On Card*, £3.75 
♥️ Bum Is Still Out of Bounds Card*, £3.75 
♥️ My Love For You Burns Stronger Than A Urinary Infection Card*, £3.75
♥️ Wrapped in Bacon Wrapping Paper*, £4.25

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Valentine's Day Cards and Gift Ideas With Love Layla - Lovelaughslipstick Blog

I absolutely heart Love Layla - this company is honestly a breath of fresh air when it comes to giving memorable and personalised cards that'll make the recipient choke on their tea - or wee themselves with laughter. Or both, simultaneously. 

Which design is your favourite? What do you have planned for Valentine's Day this year?
*This post contains gifted items, but all opinions and filthy sense of humour expressed is / are 100% my own!
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