Monday, 20 November 2017

Swearing, Christmas & Cocks | Love Layla*


Two of my utmost favourite things in life are having a good old swear and lolling at the most inappropriate humour [usually inneundo related let's face it, as my mind seems to permo be in the gutter these days.] So today, I bring you guys news of a fab family run company who have made my LIFE this week - and are totes helping me work these two undying passions of mine into Christmas 2017 - Love Layla

I hope you've got your tickets ready for the Roflcopter guys ... cos you're totes going to be boarding it shortly, when you see just how HILAR this merch is. And your purse, cos there's something on their site for everyone [cocks, swearing and rude humour optional!] 

Love Layla Designs Christmas Cards, Wrapping Paper and Badges Review - Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Love Layla Designs Christmas Cards, Wrapping Paper and Badges Review - Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Love Layla Designs Christmas Cards, Wrapping Paper and Badges Review - Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Love Layla Designs Christmas Cards, Wrapping Paper and Badges Review - Lovelaughslipstick Blog

Yous might wanna disown / lynch / murder me for this, but I'm not that mad on Christmas. I do like the atmosphere, the sense of community, the lights, the food [obv #fatb*stard], buying gifts for others and spending time with family; but as ya resident tramp of the blogging world, the financial stress of this time of year can be a bit much for ya gal to cope with. 

However, Love Layla's products each retail at really reasonable price tags and help bring a smile back to my face over what can be a... challenging time of year. 

Love Layla Designs Christmas Cards, Wrapping Paper and Badges Review - Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Love Layla Designs Christmas Cards, Wrapping Paper and Badges Review - Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Love Layla Designs Christmas Cards, Wrapping Paper and Badges Review - Lovelaughslipstick Blog

I'm just gonna go ahead and dive in there like swimwear with this post... there's no need to beat around the bush [though you can possibly hang yer baubles on it?] with these fantastically funny products. They speak for themselves quality-wise, reduce me to actual tears with their hilarity and render me unable to cope 99% of the time. 

The Badge

Possibly the funniest and most factual badge I think I've ever seen. I am indeed [as well as a part-time Scrooge] a definite Jingle Bellend - 'bellend' itself being probably one of my top five favourite words of all time. I do love having a laugh at my own expense, sometimes... or you could gift this to your best friend or partner as a sign of your endearment towards them. I'm 99% certain bae will be wearing this come Christmas 2017

Love Layla Designs Christmas Cards, Wrapping Paper and Badges Review - Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Love Layla Designs Christmas Cards, Wrapping Paper and Badges Review - Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Love Layla Designs Christmas Cards, Wrapping Paper and Badges Review - Lovelaughslipstick Blog

The Wrapping Paper

Hahaha, I can barely cope. Though neatly folded into squares, this wrapping paper is deceptive [as well as HYSTERICAL] AF; you get loads for your money - meaning I can wrap sooooo much in glorious penis paper and tinsel tit glory this year that I can't actually wait. And ordinarily I hate wrapping; I have no patience for that sh*t. 

Love Layla have festive paper perf for this time of year... and of course, being the mature, responsible adult that I am [definitely not] I had to order in some willy wrapping paper. It's fantastic quality, mildly offensive and funny as hell; defo scope out the range to add a quirky twist to your presents this year.

Love Layla Designs Christmas Cards, Wrapping Paper and Badges Review - Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Love Layla Designs Christmas Cards, Wrapping Paper and Badges Review - Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Love Layla Designs Christmas Cards, Wrapping Paper and Badges Review - Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Love Layla Designs Christmas Cards, Wrapping Paper and Badges Review - Lovelaughslipstick Blog

The Cards


I don't think any company or card designs have ever encapsulated my sense of humour as Love Layla. Their slogan is 'printing what you're thinking' and tbf, it's like they've done exactly that - crawled into my mind and extracted all my seedy humour & crude jokes especially for the occasion. My friends are getting the rudest cards to date from me this year; and I love it. I'll be returning for a repeat order pronto!

Love Layla Designs Christmas Cards, Wrapping Paper and Badges Review - Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Love Layla Designs Christmas Cards, Wrapping Paper and Badges Review - Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Love Layla Designs Christmas Cards, Wrapping Paper and Badges Review - Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Love Layla Designs Christmas Cards, Wrapping Paper and Badges Review - Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Love Layla Designs Christmas Cards, Wrapping Paper and Badges Review - Lovelaughslipstick Blog

Each high quality, hysterical card comes with a posh red envelope and a naughty Christmas wish list inside [maybe I should have wished for a pen instead of a pen-is on mine, as I definitely wrote this in liquid eyeliner.] But obviously, you can always take the wishlist out before giving your card to its recipient; I don't think Grandma would appreciate that so much. 

Love Layla Designs Christmas Cards, Wrapping Paper and Badges Review - Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Love Layla Designs Christmas Cards, Wrapping Paper and Badges Review - Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Love Layla Designs Christmas Cards, Wrapping Paper and Badges Review - Lovelaughslipstick Blog

As well as stocking an absolutely bangin' assortment of Christmas products, Love Layla also cater for every other occasion you could imagine. They are by no means a one trick pony - their cards, badges & wrapping paper cover a huge range of life events and boasts multiple items of cock merch; for when you want to traumatise / show your friends up in front of their co-workers. i.e. for me, everyday.

On this note, I wanted to add that I was lucky enough to pick out a couple of other bits from the range too; but they're a surprise for now & not featured in this post. I totes have a Secret Santa situation on my hands and I'm defo putting together a hamper of willies & shame for my [un]lucky recipient. So excited!!

Love Layla Designs Christmas Cards, Wrapping Paper and Badges Review - Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Love Layla Designs Christmas Cards, Wrapping Paper and Badges Review - Lovelaughslipstick Blog

Merry Christmas, Tinsel Tits! xo
*This post contains gifted items, but all opinions and excitement over swearing and little willies is my own
SHARE:

No comments

Post a Comment

Thank you so much for stopping by and leaving a comment - it means so much to me :} I aim to get back to every comment I receive, so don't be shy; let's be mates x

Blogger templates by pipdig