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NEW >> Glo & Ray's Wonder Blush Cheek Collection*


I've always loved Glo & Ray [their loose eyeshadow pigments forever being a fave of mine] ... so when their new collection of Cheek Wonder Blushers* landed on my doorstep recently [lolol let's paint an illusion of me being rich and having a house with a letterbox & proper door, yeah?] I was made up. For realz

I've posted about them on me Insta and worn Plumlicious on my [face, not bum] cheeks every day since this parcel of triumph arrived with me, but I felt their beauty is too intense to not share more deets about them in a blog post [with about 234829634 obligatory photos, obv] so now we here.

Glo & Ray's Wonder Blush Cheek Collection Review Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Glo & Ray's Wonder Blush Cheek Collection Review Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Glo & Ray's Wonder Blush Cheek Collection Review Lovelaughslipstick Blog

Up to 70% OFF HUGE BRANDS at TOFS Beauty Event*


Bargain hunters, super organised Christmas Shoppers and beauty addicts rejoice - & listen upThe Original Factory Store [TOFS] are holding a massive Beauty Event [from the 27th September - 10th October] with up to 70% off some truly amazing brands; such as Vera Wang, DKNY, OPI, Revlon, Thierry Mugler, Clinique & Estee Lauder. I'VE LOST THE ABILITY TO COPE, AFTER TYPING THAT. So I'll whack a few pics in now, so you have time to digest this news too.

Up to 70% OFF HUGE BRANDS at TOFS Beauty Event, Lovelaughslipstick Blog

New In : Norvell Professional Tanning | The Venetian Range*


Well, would you look at that? The whole year has friggin' just flown by, and we're already now facing the bleak, total and utter sh*teness that is Autumn / Winter. Though most bloggers' wet dream, this time of year is not for me. I'm not about Pumpkin Spiced Lattes, jumpers and boots. You can read more about my fiery hatred for the colder months of the year here

One thing that becomes even harder during the cold, miserable months until Spring resurfaces again, is maintaining a decent level of tan. Obv unless my fortunes dramatically change & I become this thing I've heard about online called 'rich'?? [cannot relate] I won't be booking any winter sun vacays - and spray tans involve me getting me tragic body out in front of other humans, so I was buzzin' me tits off to get these new Norvell professional tanning products sent to me recently. 

Norvell Professional Tanning | The Venetian Range Review, Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Norvell Professional Tanning | The Venetian Range Review, Lovelaughslipstick Blog

Laser Hair Removal, A Thread By Me*


Body hair. It's a personal preference. Some gals rly own the natural look, some gals are a bit 50/50 [ie, "I'll shave the parts you can see, but the rest can gtf"] & some gals are forever fuzz free. 

I'm in the 50/50 category tbh. I personally cba with shaving my legs every single day [and as there is a distinct lack of action / leg stroking in my life, I don't have the motivation to even bother anymore] - but I'd love to have permo smooth skin; without any of the effort or drawbacks of shaving. That's why I'm so into the idea of laser hair removal; something which I'm gonna explain my love for throughout this post. Thanks for coming to my hairy TED Talk.

Lovelaughslipstick Blog Pink Flatlay Love Me Beauty

The River Island Guide to Finding THE Perfect Dress.. For Your Shape & Complexion*


Us gals come beautifully packaged in a variety of different shapes and sizes... from petite, to plus size; to tall. I know that I for one sometimes struggle figuring out what sorta dresses will best flatter my whopping great height, hips that don't lie & best show off my... redeeming / better features. This struggle is real / has become glaringly obvious recently, whilst I've been shopping for a black tie event outfit... wow, some styles make me look like fresh hell. 

If like me, you're on the hunt for the perfect dress, there's a few things to consider before grabbing them off the clothes rack & scuttling off to the changing rooms. Like choosing the best style for your shape and skintone. I've got a proper useful guide to share with you guys today; in collaboration with the original experts in evening dresses, River Island, to help you find the one [the dress, that is - I'm friggin' useless with fellas!]

The River Island Guide to Finding THE Perfect Dress.. For Your Shape & Complexion*

A Small Beauty Bay Haul


I get these overwhelming urges to spend money I don't have, on things I don't really need; just to ruin my own life sometimes. You feel me? I always feel guilty AF afterwards - as well as like a proper tit when I don't have enough ££ for a taxi to work or a tin of tuna to smother my pasta with. But can I stop? NoI didn't choose the recklessly poor life, the recklessly poor life defo chose me

As far as haulin' and overspending go, this online Beauty Bay order was pretty tame. It just helped take the edge off the urge, yeno? And although I'm sounding progressively more and more like a bad smackhead here, I am totes talking about makeup. Pinky promise. A N Y W A Y; let's crack on with the roundup [smackhead pun very much intended] so I can give you the tea.

A Small Beauty Bay Haul of Wet n Wild Makeup, Lovelaughslipstick Blog

GWA London : What A GEM*


Guys, my new love is festival themed makeup & I think it should be socially acceptable to style my massive face like dis everywhere. Being the proper loser that I am [who's never actually been to a festival, or like, the end of season parties in Ibiza where everyone goes pure radge with gemstones and body paint] I had no idea how FUN it is to go cray with glitter & experiment with gems and temporary body adornments galore. Until these amazing new releases from GWA London sashayed into my life. 

Perfect for festivals, parties and to incorporate into ya Halloween Makeup 2018 [diamond encrusted skull looks, anyone?] these body gems & face jewels are bloody brilliant & I can only continue to applaud GWA for their tireless ability to keep up with every single beauty trend; affordably and without testing on animals.

GWA London Fantasy Body, Face and Nail Jewels Gems Review, Lovelaughslipstick Blog

Little Known Box Unboxing | The August 2018 Summer Scents Edit*


Another month, another abso bloody brilliant Little Known Box to get stuck into. This month's curation [August 2018*] is the Summer Scents edit and she has, quite frankly, blown me away with the brands & insane levels of beauty she was jam-packed with. I'm gonna share this excitement with you guys now; typing away whilst eating Nutella from the jar and humming Baby Shark like there's no tomorrow. I think I've nailed adulting, right?

Little Known Box August 2018 Review, Lovelaughslipstick Blog

Loreta Flawless Lashes Eyeliner*


As well as being a name from one of my all time fav TV Shows [Cleveland Brown's first wife from Family Guy], Loreta is also now a name I enjoy when it comes to tarting up my giant face. These fab liquid eyeliners from the absolute lash guru and queen Flawless Lashes by Loreta landed in my life recently; and their precision, pigmentation and on point shades have rocked my proverbial socks [I never wear socks.]

Loreta Flawless Lashes Eyeliner Review, Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Loreta Flawless Lashes Eyeliner Review, Lovelaughslipstick Blog

BEAMING with Brandnation & Beverly Hills Formula*


Did yous know that Brandnation have recently taken on a proper fab new client? Well, they have yeno. And the big name in question is exactly what I wanted to talk more to you guys about today. Who? Beverly Hills Formula hun; one of my fave everrrrr and most effective teeth whitening, strengthening & protecting toothpaste brands. Yaaaaaaas. 

As part of this exciting client acquisition, the baes at Brandnation sent me a couple of tubes as a treat; one of these being a huge sample of the Beverly Hills Formula Activated Charcoal Toothpaste* that I've tried before and totally loved - so my day, life & existence was made. You've seen it on LLL first guys; a whole post dedicated to toothpaste. And lovin' it.

Beverly Hills Formula Toothpaste Review, Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Beverly Hills Formula Toothpaste Review, Lovelaughslipstick Blog

Beauty BAE | A Beauty Bay Wishlist


Here I am again, window shopping like a beast unleashed. Or more accurately as I very rarely venture outside, madly scrolling the internet and adding everything to basket; before weeping that I can't afford any of it and googling 'UK Sugar Daddies who want nothing in return.' Life. Definitely living my [ironic] best one.

Today's wishlist features a whole load of goodies I've been perving on on Beauty Bay. As always, like the mad beg that I've found myself becoming, any kind hearted sugar daddies out there are welcome to treat me to it. Provided you don't actually want me to ever speak or interact with you, cos ceebs with social interaction & blokes these days. Ta xox

365 Days of Happiness by Jacqueline Pirtle | Book Review*


I can be a right mardy cow - I'll be the first to admit that. Though most of the time I can be found chortling away at my own jokes, it's hard not to get a bit bogged down and overwhelmed by life sometimes. 

I've had a proper sh*te couple of years tbh - me leg fell off, I've been the poorest I've ever been, I've found myself on first name terms with the debt collectors in the local area and suffered under the reign of a bad, BAD turd of a boss until he was sacked [actual triumph.] But I was sent this fab book by Jacqueline Pirtle - '365 Days of Happiness'* recently which I'm hoping will help change my way of thinking & enhance my levels of gratitude every day

365 Days of Happiness: Because happiness is a piece of cake by Jacqueline Pirtle Book Review, Lovelaughslipstick Blog365 Days of Happiness: Because happiness is a piece of cake by Jacqueline Pirtle Book Review, Lovelaughslipstick Blog

A Surprise Delivery Of Fabu-LASH Kiss Lashes*


As a small fry within the massive fishing net of blogging [best get buying myself some followers hadn't I, hun... as well as some better analogies xo] there aren't that many times I unwrap surprise bits of #Bloggermail. Them ones you're proper not expecting. Them ones that blow my tiny mind. But on the rare occasions I do, these surprises are normally supplied by the gals at Alex Silver PR - and regularly reduce me to pure emosh, ugly tears. 

I'm sure you can see where I'm going with this, as I'm about as subtle as a poke in the eye. So let's get to it. I received a parcel from these queens full of Kiss Products' newest range of faux mink lashes recently that full on took my breath away. And this post is my way of attempting to do it justice - as well as an opportunity for me to sing my praises for these stunning falsies & how frigging amazing they are. As well as the stunning flower crown & statement Lulu Guinness case that accompanied them 💘

Kiss Fabulash Lash Couture Faux Mink Eyelashes Collection with Alex Silver PR, Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Kiss Fabulash Lash Couture Faux Mink Eyelashes Collection with Alex Silver PR, Lovelaughslipstick Blog

Livin' My Best Life | NEW RELEASES From Sleek*


I mean, when a parcel stuffed full of Sleek MakeUP goodies like this arrives through ya door, it defo warrants you upgrading your living life status to 'best.' Once again, my baes at Brandnation have spoilt me rotten, with loads of brand new releases from one of my all time favourite ever drugstore brands - so rather than me weeping & swearing over-excitedly about this fact, let's cut to the chase & have a look through said goodies together, shall we?

New Releases from Sleek MakeUP Reviewed, Lovelaughslipstick Blog
New Releases from Sleek MakeUP Reviewed, Lovelaughslipstick Blog

Becca Babes


I've perved on Becca face products for a long time. A long, long time. But never actually got round to trying them; thanks to their pure steep price tags vs my tragic poverty situation. 

Last month, I went full on rogue on Cult Beauty; putting a ridiculously large order in... solely for the sh*ts & gigs rly [well, for that and the free goody bag they were giving away in celebration of their 10th anniversary.] So I thought, as part of said rogue order, it'd be a good time to try out a couple of bits from the brand. And I've totes fell in love with the products I went with. Blog post time!


Trying Out Becca Highlighter & Setting Powder, Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Trying Out Becca Highlighter & Setting Powder, Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Trying Out Becca Highlighter & Setting Powder, Lovelaughslipstick Blog