Love Layla - A Card For EVERY Occasion. LITERALLY*

You know how I always say that Love Layla have a perfectly filthy, hilarious & [sometimes] sweary card for every occasion? Well. I wasn't messin'. 

You may have read my Mother's Day collab post with Love Layla earlier this week [and if not, totes get clickin'... I'm not one to blow me own trumpet {not that anyone ever blows anything of mine, like} but it's alright, yeno] where I admitted I'd accidentally kinda forgotten about Mother's Day. Genuine, hands up mistake there. 

Well, there's also another, lesser known event coming up [wheyyyy] in the calendar next week, that I also forgot about; but maybe more intentionally than my previous mistake. And that day, ladies & gents, is Steak and Blowjob Day; which takes place on March 14th. Whether you celebrate it with your other half - or fancy a filthy, howling good lol with no BJ action or meaty antics in sight [trololol]; this post features some of Love Layla's designs for said occasion [?!] that'll be right up ya street. For blokes AND birds.

Pahhaaaaaa I can barely cope with these designs. I almost wish I could be arsed to celebrate Steak & BJ Day... purely so I could cry laughing at how awkward these filthy cards would make bae. 

Oh  - and because I accidentally / deliberately forgot about this notable event & this post is pretty late [I'm probs the worst human alive] all of the designs you'll see in this post have now been reduced from £3.75 to just £2. Bargain basement. Just search 'steak' on Love Layla's website and a whole host of filthy, hilarious naughtiness will appear; instantly causing you to board the nearest roflcopter & not depart for quite some time.

Are you howling yet?! Are you as amazed, proud and impressed  as I am that Love Layla cater for so, so many varied events [FYI - Irish babes, check out their St Paddy's Day selection]?! Have you exclaimed 'I'M DED!!!!!!' a million times, like I did when these hilar designs plopped onto my doormat? 

If the answer is no then urm are you okay hun??? But also, I've saved my personal fave till last, so there's still time to rofl & be generally unable to cope. Because I am that gal. That immature bellend. The one who likes to talk about the rudest possible subjects in the company of my most prudish friends. And this card is INSANELY brilliant, for all of those reasons.

HAHAAAAAAA yes, you read it right... 'although I know you're really hoping for one in the bum.' Tell me where you've ever seen a card as friggin' HILARIOUS as this before, pls; I dare you!! This design actually nearly caused me to choke [not on anything phallic / sinister, there will be no steak or BJ action in my mouth for the foreseeable future] and was, of course, sent immediately to the group chat where it's hilarity was enjoyed further. Oh Love Layla, you've done it again, guys!

I'd finish this post by asking if you celebrate Steak & BJ day, but figured that was probs slightly inappropriate to ask. So instead, I'll ask you what event / occasion do you find it hard [wheyyyy] to buy greetings cards for? Any unusual requests? Let me know in the comments below!

*This post contains items I was gifted for the purpose of review. All opinions, filthy comments and excessive laughter is 100% me / my own.