It's officially Spring [though I did do a monumental boo boo and actually got the first day of Spring wrong on Instagram the other day - oops] and I'm legit buzzin'. I love Spring - I can't cope with all the wintery gloom and darkness and cold. I'm all about those blue skies, warm sunny afternoons, baby lambs, daffodils and Easter Eggs. Especially Easter Eggs. And eggs in general too, I guess - can't beat a bitta scrambled egg on toast can you?
ANYWAY before I start rambling on about how sublime a good egg is, I found a Springtime tag to fill in and that's why I'm here. If you wanna get to know me a bit better and have a nose into my [lack of] Spring lifestyle, keep on reading.
I promise I'll simmer down about eggs [maybe.]
1. Favourite spring nail polish?
Cliché, but I always reach for pastel shades during the warmer weather. I love baby blue, pastel pink, mint or white nails when I have a tan [and even if the weather's crap, I'll always have my Bondi Sands Ultra Dark to pretend otherwise!]
2. What is your must-have lip colour this spring?
I love baby pinks and bright, shocking magenta shades during the Summer. Yes, I am that basic.
I'd love to rock a lilac lip, but the colour just doesn't suit me; it either makes my teeth look like sweetcorn or my face look like it died about six years ago.
I love baby pinks and bright, shocking magenta shades during the Summer. Yes, I am that basic.
I'd love to rock a lilac lip, but the colour just doesn't suit me; it either makes my teeth look like sweetcorn or my face look like it died about six years ago.
3. Show us your favourite spring dress!
No soz, I can't - this quiz assumes that I have a normal, non-poverty stricken life, but that's not the case. All my sh*t's long gone on eBay. I have about 6 vest tops and a coat.
No soz, I can't - this quiz assumes that I have a normal, non-poverty stricken life, but that's not the case. All my sh*t's long gone on eBay. I have about 6 vest tops and a coat.
4. What's your favourite flower?
You know what, I've been really feeling Tulips recently. Not literally, I'm not some kind of sick plant pervert.
You know what, I've been really feeling Tulips recently. Not literally, I'm not some kind of sick plant pervert.
5. Favourite spring scarf/accessory?
Probably waist belts, to give my Michellin Man-esque stomach a bit of definition in my floaty Spring clothes. Which I've yet to buy. Urgh #PovertyProbz
Probably waist belts, to give my Michellin Man-esque stomach a bit of definition in my floaty Spring clothes. Which I've yet to buy. Urgh #PovertyProbz
6. What spring trend[s] are you most excited about this year? [Makeup, fashion or both!]
I'm not really clued up on the latest trends this year to be honest, I've been a bit of a hermit. I'm looking forward to putting my coat in the bin and dusting off my flip flops though. And the possibility of brushing my hair.
I'm not really clued up on the latest trends this year to be honest, I've been a bit of a hermit. I'm looking forward to putting my coat in the bin and dusting off my flip flops though. And the possibility of brushing my hair.
7. Favourite spring candle?
Don't disown me, but I don't really have one. I have some candles like - and they smell bloody lovely, yeno. But I'm just not mad into them. I did LOVE the Etta French scented candles I was sent around this time last year though, so maybe one of those.
Don't disown me, but I don't really have one. I have some candles like - and they smell bloody lovely, yeno. But I'm just not mad into them. I did LOVE the Etta French scented candles I was sent around this time last year though, so maybe one of those.
8. Favourite body spray / perfume for spring?
My fave Spring / Summer scents of all time are Vera Wang's Hippie Princess, Zara's Fruity Eau De Parfum and Chloe. However, this Spring I'm armed with a whole host of amazing So...? Body Mists, which are perfect to spritz on hot days and super affordable too. Rose Petals, White Petals and Watermelon are some of my faves.
My fave Spring / Summer scents of all time are Vera Wang's Hippie Princess, Zara's Fruity Eau De Parfum and Chloe. However, this Spring I'm armed with a whole host of amazing So...? Body Mists, which are perfect to spritz on hot days and super affordable too. Rose Petals, White Petals and Watermelon are some of my faves.
9. What is spring like where you live?
The same as it is everywhere else, I'd imagine. Springy. [Yes, I know I'm a sarcastic little sh*t.]
The same as it is everywhere else, I'd imagine. Springy. [Yes, I know I'm a sarcastic little sh*t.]
10. What's your favourite thing about spring?
The lighter mornings and longer evenings; all the blue skies and sunshine. I sh*tting hate Winter. Traa!
The lighter mornings and longer evenings; all the blue skies and sunshine. I sh*tting hate Winter. Traa!
11. Are you a spring cleaner?
I'm an everything cleaner - a cleaner for all seasons, a cleaner for all times. I do traditionally have a Spring clean around this time yes; but when I'm not lurking on Twitter, in the bath, laughing at my own jokes or asleep, I'm always cleaning anyway.
I'm an everything cleaner - a cleaner for all seasons, a cleaner for all times. I do traditionally have a Spring clean around this time yes; but when I'm not lurking on Twitter, in the bath, laughing at my own jokes or asleep, I'm always cleaning anyway.
12. Any plans for spring break or an upcoming vacation?
Not yet. I need a vacay, but I also need to win the Lottery [hard] about three times first. SOB. My only plans thus far are sleeping and perhaps opening the curtains at some point. You jealous, or?
Not yet. I need a vacay, but I also need to win the Lottery [hard] about three times first. SOB. My only plans thus far are sleeping and perhaps opening the curtains at some point. You jealous, or?
What do you like most about Spring? Do you have any exciting plans lined up for SS17 or any holidays booked?
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