'IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, DAD!' | Senssé Skincare Must Haves*


First things first, let's address the massive elephant [trunk] in the room. The element of this post that my title eludes to. 

Yes, the rose gold Facial Contour Definer DOES look like a raging dildo / ode to a penis

I died when I first unboxed it. Yous all know how immature I am - my sense of humour can be seen rolling around in gutters most of the time... with me rofling after it 😂😂😂😂

I haven't even tried to make the Facial Contour Definer look less like a knob in my photos either, because in my eyes, that's its USPI'm pretty sure Senssé didn't design the massager itself to resemble a rose gold cock & balls, but if they did, then fair play to them. This one product of theirs is the one skincare / facial [lol] tool I instantly recognise when I open Instagram, the one I always forward pics to my friends of and  ultimately, a tool which I actually do use all the time [on my FACE] - so it's marketing at its finest. 

Before I launch off into singing the product's praises & talking about my love for Senssé's products, I just had to get that out there, okay. I'm all about being honest, being true to myself & having a lol on this blog, and to not address the penis elephant in the room would just not have been okay / me.

Senssé Skincare Must Haves - Review of Silicone Cleansing Brush & the Facial Contour Definer, Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Senssé Skincare Must Haves - Review of Silicone Cleansing Brush & the Facial Contour Definer, Lovelaughslipstick BlogSenssé Skincare Must Haves - Review of Silicone Cleansing Brush & the Facial Contour Definer, Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Senssé Skincare Must Haves - Review of Silicone Cleansing Brush & the Facial Contour Definer, Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Senssé Skincare Must Haves - Review of Silicone Cleansing Brush & the Facial Contour Definer, Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Senssé Skincare Must Haves - Review of Silicone Cleansing Brush & the Facial Contour Definer, Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Senssé Skincare Must Haves - Review of Silicone Cleansing Brush & the Facial Contour Definer, Lovelaughslipstick Blog


I've tried a few of Senssé's skincare tools before and I've been really impressed with their innovative designs, as well as their stunning design & packaging. Dat rose gold & minimalist branding gets me going every time. I reckon these two products are probably my two most stand-out skincare devices from their range, which are definitely worth checking out - especially if you've set yourself any skincare regime-based New Year's Resolutions for 2019

First off in this overview of these skincare must haves, let's revisit our phallic friend; the Senssé Facial Contour Definer*. At £39.99 it's not the most affordable skincare tool for what it is, but they're often on offer over on Amazon; so if you're interested to try one, I'd lurk over there [that link will take you to the product page.] 


Senssé Skincare Must Haves - Review of Silicone Cleansing Brush & the Facial Contour Definer, Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Senssé Skincare Must Haves - Review of Silicone Cleansing Brush & the Facial Contour Definer, Lovelaughslipstick BlogSenssé Skincare Must Haves - Review of Silicone Cleansing Brush & the Facial Contour Definer, Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Senssé Skincare Must Haves - Review of Silicone Cleansing Brush & the Facial Contour Definer, Lovelaughslipstick Blog

After I'd [sort of] got over my immature giggling at it's suggestive form, I was keen to give this a go - and I was really surprised at how effective it actually is. It's perfectly shaped & designed to roll along my jawline; refining my facial contours as it goes. I honestly reckon using this solidly for a few weeks has made a difference to my jowl situation / chins upon chins - it really grips to your facial contours and works them right out. 

I also used it on my cheekbones; which again, felt really effective. And, as I was curious, I also ran it down my spine for a firm massage [my backs in bits, it really needs some TLC] and it defo worked a few clicks, clunks and knots out. But nowhere else, huns.


Senssé Skincare Must Haves - Review of Silicone Cleansing Brush & the Facial Contour Definer, Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Senssé Skincare Must Haves - Review of Silicone Cleansing Brush & the Facial Contour Definer, Lovelaughslipstick Blog

I'm really impressed how such a small tool can have such a noticeable & instantly visible effect in defining your facial contours / features. It has a tightening effect on the face which adds definition along the jawline for a visibly lifted and sculpted look. 


Senssé Skincare Must Haves - Review of Silicone Cleansing Brush & the Facial Contour Definer, Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Senssé Skincare Must Haves - Review of Silicone Cleansing Brush & the Facial Contour Definer, Lovelaughslipstick BlogSenssé Skincare Must Haves - Review of Silicone Cleansing Brush & the Facial Contour Definer, Lovelaughslipstick Blog

Next up, let's have a lil appreciation for this beautiful Senssé Silicone Facial Cleansing Brush*, also £39.99. Although that isn't pocket money cheap, I would say I class that as pretty good value for this item - it comes with a beaut glittery pink pouch and when compared to similar silicone brushes on the market [such as the Foreo ones] the value you get for ya money is stacks better. Again, you can shop it on Amazon using that link.

Senssé's Silicone Cleansing Brush is obviously an absolute FOX in the style stakes, and it's also dead effective in its role. It  cleverly combines cleansing & anti-aging properties within its innovative design. Its unique bristle pattern follows the contours of your face to thoroughly cleanse & exfoliate.

Senssé Skincare Must Haves - Review of Silicone Cleansing Brush & the Facial Contour Definer, Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Senssé Skincare Must Haves - Review of Silicone Cleansing Brush & the Facial Contour Definer, Lovelaughslipstick BlogSenssé Skincare Must Haves - Review of Silicone Cleansing Brush & the Facial Contour Definer, Lovelaughslipstick BlogSenssé Skincare Must Haves - Review of Silicone Cleansing Brush & the Facial Contour Definer, Lovelaughslipstick Blog

The brush's silicone bristles are anti-bacterial & don't harbour germs; preventing future breakouts. They work to exfoliate and draw out dirt, oil, blackheads and general impurities lurking within ya pores. And it's waterproof, so you can use it in the bath without fear of electrocuting the sh*t outta yourself.

When using it - I first of all remove my makeup, before applying a gentle and non-abrasive cleanser to my skin; which I use with the brush in Deep Cleansing Mode to draw out dirt and impurities. Then I'll rinse and dry my face, before toning and going ahead with any other products I wanna use pre-moisturiser.

When I'm ready to seal the deal with a moisturiser, at the end of my regime, I'll dab on a small amount before then using the brush again in Anti-Aging Mode. The bristles work to eradicate fine lines & wrinkles [which I desperately need, now I'm becoming a fully fledged fossil] and further remove dead skin cells.


Senssé Skincare Must Haves - Review of Silicone Cleansing Brush & the Facial Contour Definer, Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Senssé Skincare Must Haves - Review of Silicone Cleansing Brush & the Facial Contour Definer, Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Senssé Skincare Must Haves - Review of Silicone Cleansing Brush & the Facial Contour Definer, Lovelaughslipstick Blog

I've been continuously really impressed with the Senssé products I've been lucky enough to try this far in my life - these two being ones from the collection that I'd definitely recommend to anyone looking to invest in new skincare devices. 

These guys really know their stuff and offer much better value for money solutions than some of the other big names on the market; and I'm all about this. Go 'ed, qweens xo


Senssé Skincare Must Haves - Review of Silicone Cleansing Brush & the Facial Contour Definer, Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Senssé Skincare Must Haves - Review of Silicone Cleansing Brush & the Facial Contour Definer, Lovelaughslipstick Blog
Senssé Skincare Must Haves - Review of Silicone Cleansing Brush & the Facial Contour Definer, Lovelaughslipstick Blog


Have you tried anything from Senssé before? Can you cope with the Facial Contour Definer?!
*This post contains PR samples, but all opinions expressed are my own. I mean, 70% of this post is lolling about penises, you can kinda tell that, can't you?!
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